Fearsome but Fearful.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:06 -0400

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:22:20 -0400

Gatsby? What Gatsby?

closetofheroes: sherlockscoat: hurryupmerlin: moonblossom: lo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:37:31 -0400

sherlockscoat:

hurryupmerlin:

moonblossom:

losethehours:

bbcsherlockftw:

mamaweallgotogallifrey:

Observation: Sherlock is wearing his bed sheet.

Deduction: Sherlock sleeps naked.

Posit: Sherlock is only wearing the sheet to Skype. He usually wears nothing around the house.

Sherlock walks around the house wearing only a sheet, potentially maybe even less.

Sherlock often doesn’t seem to notice whether John is actually around or not.

If you were prone to bouts of partial or full nudity that you didn’t want anyone to witness, you’d pay more attention to the location of your “flatmate” to prevent embarrassing mishaps.

I infer from this that Sherlock walks around in this state whether John is in the room or not.

If you’re going to be so obvious, then why not say that Sherlock walks around naked all the time? Pff.

I’ll go a little further with the observations, if I may:

Observation #1: At the point we enter the conversation, Sherlock already has his laptop open in the kitchen and has made himself a cup of tea or coffee. Inference: he was already talking to John via Skype before temporarily going back into the bedroom.

Observation #2: When he comes out of the bedroom he has nothing in his hands - nothing that he might have been going back to retrieve. Also, John feels embarrassed. He must have gone back into the bedroom to cover himself up with a sheet, then, probably at John’s request.

Observation #3: It doesn’t seem too early in the day and yet Sherlock seems sleepy. Obviously he was up rather late, then. (That drink is probably coffee not tea).

Observation #4: John was in Dublin the previous day. Since he’s somewhere rural now and it’s probably still morning (unless Sherlock was up really late) it seems unlikely he’s been back to London yet.

Conclusion: Sherlock had the laptop in the bedroom with him (no doubt because he was talking to John in Dublin late into the night after going to bed). His sleep was interrupted by news about a new case - on learning where the crime scene was he contacted John to send him to the location. He then went back to sleep, then once John was at the scene he woke Sherlock up again via Skype. Sherlock, needing coffee, got up without bothering to dress, carried Skype-John into the kitchen, talked to him while strutting about naked making coffee before finally giving in to John’s pleas that he go and cover himself up. Because late at night is one thing, but mid-morning on a crime scene with a bunch of police officers looking over your shoulder at your naked flatmate is another.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:46:49 -0400

sjuniper: Really though, it’s all about the intense...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:08:07 -0400

sjuniper:

Really though, it’s all about the intense staring.

Original by J.C. Leyendecker

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:07:32 -0400

thescienceofjohnlock: cumber-porn: isaiddangerousandhereyouare:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:56:07 -0400

thescienceofjohnlock:

cumber-porn:

isaiddangerousandhereyouare:

erinpaint:

The rain and the wedding.

Sometimes beautiful works, like this one, just stick with you. Those moments in life when there are 2 paths - the one you’ve taken and the one that had could have been. Bravo eRin!

omg! this is just stunning!

Yeah, there goes my heart again.

madam-b: brynja-storm: shadowstep-of-bast: LOOK AT THIS. JUST...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:52:21 -0400

madam-b:

brynja-storm:

shadowstep-of-bast:

LOOK AT THIS.

JUST LOOK AT IT.

BASK IN THE GLORY OF THIS AMAZING CRAFTSMANSHIP.

JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING DETAIL I SWEAR TO THE GODS IT MAKES ME JUST WANT TO THROW ALL OF MY SKETCHBOOKS UP INTO THE AIR AND SAY FUCK IT.

I THINK I’M GOING TO CRY THIS IS A FUCKING DOLL GUYS WHY DON’T WE LET THAT SINK IN A LITTLE BIT.

JUST— FUCKIGN— UGHHHHHHHHH.

LOOK AT THE HAIR OH GODS THE HAIR IS PERFECT ALLLLL THE GINGER FEELS. LOOK AT THOSE TINY BRAIDS AND THE LITTLE SILVER CUFFS AROUND THEM. CHECK OUT THAT AXE MAN, IT’S FUCKING FABULOUS. LOOK AT THE JEWELRY HE’S WEARING. THE NECKLACES AND THE RINGS ON HIS HANDS. OH, AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT, LOOK AT THE FUCKING HANDS. THE FINGERS, DUDE. I’M HAVING A GODSDAMNED ORGASM OVER HOW WELL CRAFTED THIS PERSON MADE THE FINGERS LOOK THEY EVEN MOVE LIKE REAL FINGERS.

GO AHEAD AND STARE AT THAT GLORIOUS FACE. THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A DOLL. THAT IS THE HYPER-DEFINITION FACE OF A GOD. LITERALLY. FRECKLES, MAN. FRECKLES. THE EYES OPEN AND CLOSE. THOSE EYELASHES??? BLOODY PERFECTION. AND I’M NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT HIS CLOTHES YET. HOLY FUCK.

AND HE’S MAKING A SNOW ANGEL. CAUSE WHY FUCKING NOT.

I’M HAVING THE BIGGEST FANGASM OF MY LIFE CAUSE OF THIS PERFECT PEICE OF ART AND NOT TO MENTION THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I SEE HIM.

I REST MY CASE EVERYONE GO HOME THIS IS THE GREATEST MASTERPIECE.

That’s a doll??? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this…I thought he was a model or something O.O

Wow! Our Loki is on my dash again, unbelievable

heygeeksugar: Make no apologies.

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:51:43 -0400

heygeeksugar:

Make no apologies.

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:49:28 -0400

zoolanderstartrek.slightlymovingthing”>

lifeandotheroddtales: Different Sherlock portrayals as cats....

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:48:05 -0400

lifeandotheroddtales:

Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.

House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.

Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.

BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.

Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.

Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.

thescienceofjohnlock: everydayimwholockin: re-blogging for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:43:55 -0400

thescienceofjohnlock:

everydayimwholockin:

re-blogging for Martin freeman

bakerstreetbadwolf: For letsdrawsherlock’s fantastic new...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:40:17 -0400

bakerstreetbadwolf:

For letsdrawsherlock’s fantastic new project. I reproduced the painting ‘The Hangover” (aka The Drinker) by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (or at least, I tried!). The character is the lovely Molly Hooper after the Christmas party. I made it in Photoshop CS5 - it took me 3-4 hours. I hope you like it! Prints available here.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:37:43 -0400

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cdlafere: keep my eyes fixed on you…..

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:37:32 -0400

cdlafere:

keep my eyes fixed on you…..

moriartysskull: retardis-cumberbitch: Benedict+Eyes Best...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:36:16 -0400

moriartysskull:

retardis-cumberbitch:

Benedict+Eyes

Best Cumbereyes post ever.

Oh look I lost a follower!BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY, HAHHAHAHAHAA….haaaaaaaaasrsly tho, thanks...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:35:51 -0400

Oh look I lost a follower!

BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY, HAHHAHAHAHAA….haaaaaaaaa

srsly tho, thanks for those of you who stay

yamino: I really need to watch this episode

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:24:26 -0400

yamino:

I really need to watch this episode

thekindestwordforstupidity: sexymishacollins: you need this on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:23:56 -0400

thekindestwordforstupidity:

sexymishacollins:

you need this on your blog.

This gif caused me physical pain

slugbox: magicalzombie: calantheandthenightingale: windona: a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:22:47 -0400

slugbox:

magicalzombie:

calantheandthenightingale:

windona:

ahotmessfangirl:

bananasliketoparty:

mikkelsened:

lavakitties:

partygrandpa:

3d-dragon:

growpoisonflowerswithme:

nevver:

Bullshit, New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

Yeah, it’s weird to be raised like that in South Carolina.

As some one who lives in NJ this is pretty legit, we even curse at each other for cursing so much.

motherfuck yeah, ohio!

California is definitely most likely to curse but are you kidding me? Californians are rude as fucking hell. UTAH is so polite and they don’t curse very much and are complete courteous of those around them. I’ve lived in both places for a long time. I know. I’ve seen.

Oh Illinois

Fuck yeah New Jersey we swear like sailors but also according to the map we’re also very courteous.

Funny thing is today in my history class my teacher said that New Jersey is the #1 state for swearing.

As another New Jerseyan, I’d just like to chime in and say it’s true. COMPLETELY TRUE. We’re a bunch of swearing, cursing asshats.

Cursing is a New Jersian way of showing emphasis and friendship.

… Did we really need to conduct a survey to know that people in Jersey curse a lot? I mean, we are the Soprano state, are we not? o.o

Yeah, I’ll agree with Illinoisians being pretty foul mouthed, but it’s more….flavor text than anything. I can list about 10 curse words, though they’re terms of endearment more than anything.

As a Marylander, I can completely attest that this is accurate. I say fucking thank you every time I hold the fucking door for someone.